A Christmas Carol Soundtrack Mega-Review

“I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they fly by.”                                                   – Douglas Adams

I think I can say that the following post has become my own personal Duke Nukem Forever. What started out as a quick little review to fill time until The RTD Roundup – Rose Part III has now mutated into a 16,000 word monster, making it the longest post I have ever written for this site. Month after month of toil, blood, sweat, the bedevilled temptress that is Internet surfing and a hefty glob of procrastination has meant promise after promise to get it done has been broken. Hell, after a while I stopped saying when I’d get it done and kept the deadlines I set for myself to myself, since I knew in all likelihood I’d just break it. Still, if you’re reading this, then it means I’ve finally managed to get my act together sufficiently to polish off this gargantuan mass of a post.

But enough of that, what of the purpose of said post? Well, if you’ve somehow read this far without knowing what said purpose is, I congratulate you on your lack of peripheral vision. The rest of you should know that this is a review of Murray Gold’s score to A Christmas Carol. If you’re wondering whether I mean “the one with CG Jim Carrey or the one with Kermit the Frog”, then I’m wondering what the hell you’re doing coming to this site. Continue reading

Is Doctor Who in decline?

It’s the end of 2009, and Doctor Who fans are riding out the last few moments of their tenure as Russell T. Davies’ many beaten wives, and boy was The End of Time an arrestable offence. I don’t know what RTD got out of giving The Master the ability to fly, shoot lasers from his hands and consume vast amounts of food at lightning speed like a Friedberg & Seltzer superhero ‘satire’, nor do I know how much he got for having The Doctor instigate human race circle jerks at every available opportunity, but it should have been ten to fifteen years.

The Whovians took this final mauling in their stride, knowing that Steven Moffat was primed and ready to breach the production office with two bandoleers of brilliance strapped across his chest, canisters of genius gas lining his buckle. Doctor Who was to do away with convoluted, epic for the sake of epic stories that you couldn’t get a rope around, let alone your head, and introduce some sound, logical and entertaining storytelling. After all, Steven Moffat penned the outings of the gas mask boy, the clockwork robots and the weeping angels, while Russell T. Davies created a cross between E.T. and Zippy from Rainbow (or the Slitheen as he insists on calling them). It made perfect sense that Moffat would be the one to eradicate the cloying sentimentality and full blown cobblers that the series was belching forth with aplomb by that stage.

But like his stories, Moffat’s handling of Doctor Who subverted our expectations. Steven Moffat is being hailed for his superiority over Russell T. Davies, because RTD allowed the monstrous Love and Monsters, the fearful Fear Her and the idiotic Idiot’s Lantern to be filmed. Moffat, on the other hand, gave us Victory of the Daleks, in which the Daleks are thwarted by a Professor remembering how much he loves his old girlfriend, Closing Time, in which the Cybermen are thwarted by James Corden asserting his love for his son, and Night Terrors, in which the Dutch dolls are thwarted by a father emphasising the love he has for his son… notice a pattern, here? It was also the power of LURVE that resolved the plot to Moffat’s The Big Bang. LURVE is fast becoming a shamelessly flaunted throwaway resolution that takes Doctor Who out of the realms of sci-fi and unceremoniously stuffs it into the fantasy genre—a square peg in a round hole that Moffat is pioneering.

Yes, Moffat has undone the perception that the TARDIS is a big blue comedy bus, and has worked hard to replenish Doctor Who’s creepy, unsettling air for the 21st century, but the optimistic thunders of his openers aren’t followed by the flashes of lightning the audience anticipates. The tone is better, but the former focus on the Doctor as some kind of demigod has been shifted to the next extreme, and the story-arcs are now barely about the Doctor. Instead, we have to ponder Amy’s highly improbable connections to the latest spree of universe fuckups and her largely dull relationship; taking the “you’re married to the force” sentiment of crime dramas and giving them to Rory to inflict upon Amy (and the audience). We get it, Amy and Rory love each other very much, and every time there’s a bit of doubt as to who Amy loves the most, it’ll always be Rory no matter what because he was ‘the only one out of all the boys that I liked’ and he was the thousand year centurian (he got through that with the power of LURVE, no less) and he died sixty eight times and cut off some of his hair just to be with her; this does not need to be the centerpiece of every arc and every plot. Simon Nye’s superb Amy’s Choice got all of this across in 45 minutes, even managing to balance it out with some Doctor-centric dilemmas along the way; any more flogging of this idea and we might well end up with a hole in the Universe and Moffat’s next plot.

Steven Moffat has made a good start—he is a better writer than Russell T. Davies, but he needs to do away with story arcs that are never satisfyingly resolved and focus on delivering a series of 13 standalone episodes, linked only by continuity, that are scary, funny, sound and pleasing. That way, we might have a consistent stream of excellence on par with episodes such as The Doctor’s Wife, The Rebel Flesh, The God Complex and Flesh and Stone, and not mind molesting carnivals like Let’s Kill Hitler thrown in purely for the sake of having something to expand upon in a later series.

(Reprinted from SCAN Online with permission from the author.)

The God Complex rescored

It is with great pleasure that I announce that the replacement score project for Doctor Who‘s The God Complex I have been working on with my good friend Chris Adams (also known as HardWire) is now complete and available for download.

One of the best episodes of the modern era. Frightening, complicated, and emotionally resonant, this well-paced episode felt like it came straight out of some of the best eras of Classic Doctor Who. Except for one thing: the score. Watching this episode, we felt that Murray Gold’s ham-fisted score was totally at odds with what was being seen on screen. Unwilling to settle for such a rare gem of an episode being compromised by such a letdown of a score, we took matters into our own hands, stripped the music away, and re-did it ourselves. We also made a couple of minor tweaks and edits to improve the flow and atmosphere of this excellent episode.

We hope that you enjoy this glimpse into what modern Doctor Who could be.

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The Wedding of River Song review

The grand finale. The end of the season, which really reflected the season as a whole; a bit of a mess.

We join the Doctor wearing Roman togs, in a very strange world, an alternate reality, surrounded by odd things from bygone eras, Pterodactyls flying around, hot air balloons (makes a change from zeppelins I suppose), and Winston Churchill in power. So, obviously something has gone wrong with time and space. Again. Oh yes, again. In fact, when is this not happening?

Before we can bat an eyelid we’re then zooming back in time to somewhere after the events of Closing Time (good, because I don’t think I could have handled us going anywhere ‘during’ the events of that episode again) and following, through the Doctor’s narration, another speeded up and very rushed execution of storytelling as to why we started the episode in this strange land. We see the Doctor running around wearing his Stetson and frantically trying to find out a way to prevent his own execution. He has a chat with the Tesselecta crew again, the fat blue man Dorian from A Good Man Goes To War who is now just a fat blue head in a box (don’t ask) and very soon, very quickly, we learn that the Doctor escapes his fate by River Song refusing to shoot him while in the space suit anyway. So why she shot him in the first instance is a mystery, because now she seems quite confident that time can be re-written and has found a way to avoid killing him. So this confusing revelation now creates a paradox of sorts, as the Doctor was always supposed to die, and hence creates this bizarre reality whereby time stands still and all of history exists at the same time.  Following? Good, because many are not, but Doctor Who really wants you to understand what’s going on so you’ll be back for the next series, even if by now you’ve lost all hope. Hold on though, because something hopeful is coming.

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Characterisation in The God Complex

Dw611 1The first thing that struck me about this episode is how honest and sincere it came across. No longer is the Doctor waving his hands around needlessly and gurning pointlessly into the camera for sheer entertainment value. Instead, he actually responds in a manner worthy of the situation he’s in. Yes, he’s cracking the odd joke, but it’s in sync with the events around him, and not outside of what we would expect someone—anyone—in that situation to be expressing. The Doctor can be funny, angry, aloof, emotional, even outrageously pessimistic, but if all these reactions happen as though they are meant for audience pleasure rather than dramatic plausibility then the whole performance is nullified. And the jokes, told by the Doctor in this episode, are of a man within the believable realms of someone with an experienced sense of humour for a Time Lord of 900+ years to the type of situation presented. We can all make a leap of faith with regards to projecting our own beliefs to sync with that of a traveller who has experienced so much, but to make leap of faith that asks us to believe that any conscious being with a healthy fear of death would just start dancing around and cracking the sort of jokes one would expect to hear in a Saturday night sitcom is just asking too much.

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